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I got something to say! I killed a baby today! #devillock (Taken with instagram)
“you may already be an atheist! If god (however you perceive him/her/it) told you to kill your child - would you do it? If your answer is no, in my booklet you’re an atheist.” — Penn Jillette
I met you in the third grade
I didn’t know that you liked lemonade
I met you another year later
You wore a red sweater with an alligator
We chased the ice cream truck across the street
And I thought you seemed kind of neat
We held hands as we walked to the swings in the park.
You’re my girl
I’m your man
I don’t care if we live in a garbage can
I’m your man
You’re my gal
I’m so glad that we are pals.
You’re not fat
You don’t smell bad
You’re always smiling
Never sad
I bet you take a shower every day
Hey hey hey hey hey.
“You promised we’d stay the best of friends! But we can’t because i can’t grow up! And it kills me, yeah it kills me, that I don’t know what I can do. Because I can’t breathe correctly and I can’t sleep or anything!! And I can’t think of anything, I can’t think of anything..” — Btmi
Auchie (Taken with instagram)
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“you hid this little note amongst my razor blades
you knew i’d find it one day when i went to shave
well sure enough i found it, i can’t believe it took so long
it was sitting there on my shelf ticking like a time bomb
it said i don’t have that much to give you,
since i am not too cool. anything that i do give you
will be lame, i know, but here’s us, see diagram A
maybe i can give you that and you can give me the same
diagram A is two stick figures and they’re holding hands
you’ve got pigtails and a skirt and there are hearts swimming above our heads
i am represented by my stupid haircut,
this little note made me feel like singing songs about love
and believe me, you are cool, you’re as cool as black ice
i think you’re sweet and you are gorgeous, just so clever and so nice
and i want to have your babies, i want to wash your plate
i want to carry your books to school, i want to bake you a cake
and i want to sing to you, i want to sing to you
until i cannot sing no more
and fall asleep with you, and sleep with you
and dream about being exactly where we are
i want to sing to you and sing to you
until i cannot sing no more
and fall asleep with you and sleep with you
and dream about being about exactly where we are”
— Captain Chaos